Conversation in the backseat during a 2 hr car ride.
Walker: "Nate, why are you bringing that stupid thing - it's not a real hockey stick."
Nate: "I know that. But i like it and i can use it as one."
Walker: "That's retarded, you don't even have anything to use for a puck. And you have to play outside on the driveway. You need a ball, There's not going to be a ball at the condo."
Nate: "You don't know - there might be one in the garage."
Walker: "Whatever - you KNOW you're gonna need a ball."
Nate: "Well.. I could just use your head."
Ok, see - now i KNOW that i wasn't supposed to laugh - especially OUT LOUD at that. You should never ever show appreciation at one child's humor at another child's expense. But oh my freakin' god - Walker just got checked.